1. An American and a Romanian talking. The American says proudly: - We have Barack Obama, Stevie Wonder, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash! The Romanian: - We have Traian Basescu, no wonder, no hope, no cash! 2. -A policeman, after investigating a window broken glass, writes his conclusion for his boss: Yes, it was like I said, the glass was broken from both...

1. – You, Romanian guy, do you have naked pictures of your wife? - No. - Aaaand…wouldn’t you like to have some? 2. God had had enough of people crossing from Heaven to Hell and vice-versa so he decides to make a fence between them. He calls Saint Peter, the one in charge with organizing auctions and tells him to bring the best builders. St....

1. A Romanian woman, a French woman and German woman complain that their men ignore them. So, they agree to stop cleaning and cooking and start doing nothing all day. After 3 days the Frenchwoman meets up with the German woman and says: - I left my man without doing anything and right away, he asked me if I was OK, he cooked for me, he cleaned and he also...